These are the manic ramblings that go through my head at all hours of the day or night.

 

Archie. Fucking. Comics. Why are you doing this to me, man? You KNOW you’re gonna get me interested in reading some of your comics by enlisting fucking STELLAR indie comics talent and letting them do whatever the FUCK they want. But you know what’s gonna be inside there? SOME CLASSIC FUCKING RIVERDALE HIJINKS. 
C’mon. Just bite the bullet. You know this is exactly the comic people want to read and you’re gonna deliver something underwhelming. Just man up, embrace the Elseworldsliness of it, and have it be a crazy ArchieMeetsAlanMoore moment. Archie MAX.
While on the subject, ahhhhhh, Marvel MAX.

Way to pick the least dignified approach to making comics with more adult content. It sounds like an Energy Drink/Soda hybrid. Which, coincidentally, they sell at my local comic shop, alongside Final Fantasy themed lollipops.

Archie. Fucking. Comics. Why are you doing this to me, man? You KNOW you’re gonna get me interested in reading some of your comics by enlisting fucking STELLAR indie comics talent and letting them do whatever the FUCK they want. But you know what’s gonna be inside there? SOME CLASSIC FUCKING RIVERDALE HIJINKS. 

C’mon. Just bite the bullet. You know this is exactly the comic people want to read and you’re gonna deliver something underwhelming. Just man up, embrace the Elseworldsliness of it, and have it be a crazy ArchieMeetsAlanMoore moment. Archie MAX.

While on the subject, ahhhhhh, Marvel MAX.

Way to pick the least dignified approach to making comics with more adult content. It sounds like an Energy Drink/Soda hybrid. Which, coincidentally, they sell at my local comic shop, alongside Final Fantasy themed lollipops.

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    my dream. It’s happening right before my eyes, on my laptop. Now. Can’t stop looking.
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