Hey friends and family, kith and kin: I’m pulling up stakes, packing up his crap into his big red church van and hitting the road, destined for points west (San Fran). I’ll be setting up camp out there for the foreseeable future, and thus it’ll be my last chance to spend time with a lot of you guys, which certainly bums me out to no end.
With that in mind, I’m making this event to try and get the word out and to spend time with the people who I care about and who make my life better, richer, and more meaningful. Any of you in the New England area, I’d love to see you and say goodbye, grab a drink, a bite to eat, or just talk for a bit before I go. Even if we can’t hang out, I hope I get to hear from you before I go, either here or otherwise.
I’ll try and get personal messages/call most of ya before I go, but this was the easiest way for the time being.
If I don’t get to see/talk to you, it’s been fun and I really appreciate you friendship/companionship/company. Thank you for being in my life and see you in another time zone.
With as close as he can get to love with his black, shriveled heart,